Costume Hunting and Suggestive Fortunes

     Monday evening I went to the mall, Target and Party City looking for all the things to make up my Halloween costume for this year. Finding Jessica Rabbit supplies is not as easy as I thought, all I found was a red dress so I guess I'll have to order a red wig and purple gloves online.  I love the red dress I bought though, it's super sexy since you can't be a woman on Halloween and not be sexy(slutty) apparently.  It also makes my boobs look great which is always a plus and is definitely needed to be Jessica Rabbit.  I also did a little job hunting at places that are looking for seasonal help, I don't want to fully commit but I love wrapping presents so I figured helping for the holidays could be a good idea. I finished the day at Panda Express and, of course, I get the most humorous and mildly suggestive fortune cookie ever.  "Make those special talents you have work like a charm." Am I the only one who gets a chuckle out of this? Actually, I probably am, I have an immature mind that's always in the gutter. I love how it's not even really a fortune though but then again, fortune cookies hardly ever are. They're always some vague statement that sometimes doesn't even make sense.  They also always have "learn chinese" phrases on the back , although I'm unsure of when I'd ever have to say "cat" in chinese.
-J.W.